(Text Message Amalgam:)
50 shades of Grey Was awful.
It was so over acted
Like Days of Our Lives bad
Srsly.
Direct quote: “I like to
fuck–hard.”The S&M lair was cool, aesthetically
The editing, or lack thereof, was awful
[Dakota Johnson] cannot. act. at all.
She’s vapid and contentious
She made lip biting unsexy
She’s not hot.
She’s a mockery of acting as a profession and art.
In every interview with her and Dornan, his disdain for her is palpable ,
a la Gosling’s in The Notebook
It’s pretty “amazing.”
The adaptation of the book was non-existent.
And the production value was mediocre at best
It felt like I was watching The Hills
Like a condescending, girly-ass music video
Clearly a proscribed female fantasy…and male nightmare
I’ve seen steamier suspense on daytime TV.
She’s our generation’s unsexy…
the / teeth / beneath
A website and blog by Chris Rosas
the / teeth / beneath 