A Real Text-Message-Thread Composite:
- 50 shades of Grey Was awful.
- It was so over acted
- Like Days of Our Lives bad
- Srsly.
- Direct quote: “I like to
fuck–hard.”- The S&M lair was cool, aesthetically
- The editing, or lack thereof, was awful
- [Dakota Johnson] cannot. act. at all.
- She’s vapid and contentious
- She made lip biting unsexy
- She’s not hot.
- She’s a mockery of acting as a profession and art.
- In every interview with her and Dornan, his disdain for her is palpable ,
- a la Gosling’s in The Notebook
- It’s pretty “amazing.”
- The adaptation of the book was non-existent.
- And the production value was mediocre at best
- It felt like I was watching The Hills
- Like a condescending, girly-ass music video
- Clearly a proscribed female fantasy…and male nightmare
- I’ve seen steamier suspense on daytime TV.
- She’s our generation’s unsexy…
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